The latest with the Nerf gun (not loaded) goes a little something like this:
“You want to pull the orange out so I can sha-pow you with the sha-powing?”
And then he points it right at you and makes this mean face:
Then he shoots you, “Sha-pow!” You collapse (to whatever degree you’re comfortable as long as your eyes close), and then he comes and saves you with a kiss on the cheek or the nose.
Ah, boys and their guns. What are you going to do?