…is too skinny. And I am trying to write a paper. But the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit calendar is hanging over my monitor, reminding me of all the cookies I ate today. It is difficult to concentrate on Marianne Moore when the mirror is in range of peripheral vision. Must finish this paper so that I can go to the gym tomorrow. Enough of the procrastinating. Enough of you, Ms. tiny-flat-stomach-big-boobs-laying-in-the-grass-with-a-come-hither-look March.