100 Things
- I am in love with my best friend.
- I hate going to the mall.
- I have been mistaken for a “bottle brunette.”
- I was an English major.
- Most of the time, I hate reading poetry.
- I am an artist.
- I prefer the term artist to the term poet.
- I am lactose intolerant, aka, a “lactard.”
- My family is the most important thing.
- I’ve had three serious relationships.
- I never really dated in the casual sense of the word.
- My favorite color is dark red.
- My second favorite color is blue-black.
- I watch too much television.
- I procrastinate.
- I would rather go to the gynecologist than the dentist.
- I like the shape of my handwriting.
- I don’t like the shape of my hands.
- I am capable of winning awards where judging is involved.
- I am perpetually incapable of winning anything that depends on luck.
- I’m not a fan of cats.
- I love dogs, but not all dogs.
- I want to be a mother.
- I worry about being a bad mother.
- I look just like my mother.
- I am not a neat person.
- I did stupid things for shock value when I was younger.
- Perhaps I was an attention whore.
- I learned from doing stupid shocking things that subtlety works better.
- Sometimes, I’m dramatic.
- I sang in choir, and I plan to sing again.
- I am afraid of travel and places unknown.
- Sales people make me uncomfortable.
- Bra sales people, especially.
- My wedding day was the most perfect day ever.
- I have over 600 photographs to back that up.
- I wish my brain could hold more information.
- I forget things often.
- Including birthdays.
- I am an oldest/middle child.
- I have never shot a gun.
- I hate studying and writing papers.
- I like school and learning stuff.
- I prefer the city but enjoy the idea of the “great outdoors.”
- I am not a very good cook.
- But I can bake a mean apple pie.
- As long as I have a recipe to follow.
- I look at myself in the mirror a lot.
- Most of the time, I like the reflection I see.
- Sometimes, it makes me run to the gym.
- I eat Nestle Tollhouse semi-sweet morsels right from the refrigerated bag.
- I type with my fingers on the proper keys.
- I am frugal.
- I don’t like the taste of gin.
- I know how to play chess.
- I rarely play chess because I’m not very good.
- I have a tattoo on my lower back.
- I would get another if I knew where to go and had someone to go with me.
- I haven’t been able to find socks that feel as good as the ones my parents buy for me.
- When I get stressed out, I get zits.
- I am afraid of the end of the world.
- I read the Onion.
- I vote.
I have never been able to tell the difference in the taste of water from different locations.
- I am not a connoisseur of anything.
- I chose to change my name with marriage.
- I am Catholic.
- I am pro-choice.
- I support homosexual marriage.
- I would rather not be recognized for charitable donations. I have enough tote bags.
- I would like to be able to hire a maid.
- One of my guilty pleasures is celebrity gossip.
- But I don’t get involved with celebrity gossip.
- I have voted both republican and democrat.
- I try not to take things too seriously.
- I can be serious when the situation calls for seriousness. Seriously.
- My eyes are brown.
- I’ve always fallen for the “you have pretty eyes” line.
- I used to role-play.
- I wouldn’t be against doing it again some day.
- I don’t know how to make friends.
- I still own some of the same clothes I wore in high school.
- I sometimes dream I am a man.
- I don’t like makeup.
- I’m afraid of getting old.
- I hate the thought of death.
- I once considered a career in the sex industry. Briefly.
- I am afraid of not living up to my own expectations.
- My favorite fruit is a peach.
- My favorite berry is the raspberry.
- I have never eaten a kumquat.
- I like to say the word “kumquat.”
- I’m afraid of having ugly babies.
- I’m more afraid of having unhealthy babies.
- Sometimes, I’m just afraid of having babies.
- I miss my grandparents.
- I often feel socially awkward.
- I have bunions so I don’t wear heels.
- I drive stick.
- I like my life, but it’s still a work-in-progress, and there’s always room for improvement.